Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven (Kindle Edition)

Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven (Kindle Edition)
By Abraham Tribesky

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Review & Description

Editorial Reviews:

There's not much I can really say about this book other than it's a totally hilarious and innovative look into the worlds of celebrities and the paranormal. I mean Patrick Swayze is having women trouble in Heaven, ghosts are going on strike, a guy gets decapitated by a vinyl record..even Michael Jackson can't catch a break..who wouldn't love that?
--Andrea Allison, Ghost Stories blog

I think the author is freaking HILARIOUS! He is one of the most clever writers I have ever seen...I think Peter Fenton (the author's real name) will one be HUGE! He's just too freaking funny!
--Courtney Mroch, Haunt Jaunts (hauntjaunts.net)


Dr. Abraham Tribesky proclaims himself to be a psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars, and has penned a book entitled "Michael Jackson is Being Harassed in Heaven". Compiling my website Ghost Investigators has meant quite a lot of online trawling through the weird and wonderful. I tend to think I have seen and heard it all, but occasionally something so outlandish and ridiculous crops up and reminds me that I haven't.
Dave, Ghost Investigators blog



Book Description:

Dead celebrities are just as f***ed up in the Afterlife as they are on Earth.

At least according to Dr. Abraham Tribesky, 95-year-old psychiatrist to deceased Hollywood stars.

In Michael Jackson Is Being Harassed In Heaven, Dr. Tribesky reveals the tabloid-worthy lifestyles and outrageous opinions of his famous patients from the Other Side. Not to mention how these egocentric spirits hassle living celebs and ordinary folks alike. In shocking stories like:

*DJ Decapitates Fan with Flying Vinyl.

*Lady Gaga’s CDs Torched in Rock ‘n Roll Heaven.

*Karen Carpenter Blasts Brittany Murphy: “No Fatties Allowed on the Other Side!”

*Sinatra’s Frank Advice for Justin Bieber.

*Same Ghost Appears in 20 Episodes of Paranormal State!


The only son of Sigmund Freud’s favorite charwoman, Abraham Tribesky grew up playing peek-a-boo with the great man’s patients. He slept beside his impoverished mom on Freud’s legendary couch, carefully hiding their sheets and blankets each morning. Prematurely wise, Abe started smoking a pipe at age 3, turned gray at 8 and went bald at 15, after which he grew the prerequisite sagacious white beard.

Abraham emigrated to L.A. when his ambitious mother landed a plum position cleaning celebrity chimneys in Beverly Hills. At 18, after proclaiming he’d completed medical school, Abraham opened his psychiatric practice, with many of his first patients famous names referred to him by his chimney sweep mom.

Today, many of the same celebrity clients confess their troubles to him in weekly sessions even though they are dead.

Dr. Tribesky was assisted on this project by Peter Fenton, award-winning author of three books, including the memoir Eyeing the Flash: The Education of a Carnival Con Artist (Simon & Schuster, 2005). In a feature-length review, the New York Times called the book “A cross between Ferris Bueller and William S. Burroughs…a hilarious, twisted coming-of-age story.” Fenton has also written two humor books: Truth or Tabloid? You Decide (Three Rivers Press, 2003) and I Forgot to Wear Underwear on a Glass-Bottom Boat (St. Martin’s Press, 1997).

On behalf of his books, Peter has made over 200 national and regional radio and TV appearances. Stories about him or his books have appeared in People, Entertainment Weekly, the New York Times, the Washington Post, Chicago Sun-Times, Playboy and many other publications.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #503461 in eBooks
• Published on: 2011-02-04
• Released on: 2011-02-04
• Format: Kindle eBook
• Number of items: 1